Post by Akante on Feb 1, 2012 0:22:23 GMT -5
Gyr said:
Leeroy Jenkins the forests resident idiot had finally left the tree lined suburbs, lucky for those that lived there. Unluckily he was traveling through the marshlands, and those living in the marsh would have to deal with his--
"HELLOOO MARSHLAND!" He let his voice bellow throughout this, he lowered his gaze from the sky, disgusting place. Leeroy hadn't been away from his pack since his birth, and after that human had shot him in the knee, (thanks by the way), he'd been quite lonesome on his own and craving company.
That's why he'd come to the marshlands. Leeroy could smell a whole ton of wolves and other creatures and critters. He danced excitedly through the puddles of water that were strewn about the land, not even once considering trying to be quiet.
He paced eagerly back and forth at the, little did he know, borderline he was flirting with at the time. To others it would seem like he was talking to himself, but in all reality, his reality, he was giving himself a pep-talk. "Ok Leeroy, alright man, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna start singing, and then, then someone will come see whats going on and..and.." He kept pacing, his eyes darting every which way, then all at once he bellowed again. "AW..SCREW IT MAN!" Eyes suddenly turning dead serious into the borders of El Dorado, "Let's do this."
Akeail said:
"HELLOOO MARSHLAND!"
Sonja squeaked, as the voice bellowed 'pleasantly', obviously the wolf was havin' a great old time. Specially when it came to scaring the poor animals wake. Sonja growled softly, glaring down from her tree perch where she had fallen asleep. The polecat decided she wouldn't set paw on the ground, not while this boisterous moron was running loose. The hell do you do in these situations? She seriously doubted he wanted into the pack the way he was eying the land beyond the boarder. She twitched as the wolf began talking again,
"Ok Leeroy, alright man, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna start singing, and then, then someone will come see whats going on and..and.."
The hell was he talking about? this wolf was crazy! She flinched as the wolf yelled something again, geez, what the hell?
"AW..SCREW IT MAN!"
She blinked,
"Let's do this."
Was he seriously going to set paw in El Dorado? She scurried to a lower branch and began 'branching' or running along branches and leaping to the next till she was closer to the boarder. She would call out in as loud a voice she could manage, "Before you set paw in El Dorado, State your name and business!" She half yelled, half growled. Her blue eyes narrowed, what was this dofus up to?
-i apologize for the shortness <3 -
Gyr said:
Before Leeroy was able to set off into his epic adventure into this epic land of epicness, a little thing scurried its way to him along the trees. It's voice called out, seemingly from the heavens. He stopped mid-stride, causing mud and water to spray every which direction, which of course he didn't apologize for. Leeroy Jenkins apologized to no one.
"Before you set paw in El Dorado, State your name and business!"
Leeroy snorted. "And why exactly should I do that, mysterious voice from no where?" Leeroy's eyes scanned the ground, and the trees but saw nothing, perhaps he was finally losing the little bit of sanity he had left. "I just wanna go in and find some stuff to raid. You know, typical everyday thing to do." Which it was for him, Leeroy did nothing but raid and pillage in his past pack, until he was shot in the knee of course. That blasted injury still plagued him.
"Where exactly are you, mystery voice. Come out and play with ol' Leeroy, won't you?" A gross grin played across his face.
[short, but he's really a weird character, lol.]
Akeail said:
-these, i can tell, are going to be weird and short posts x'D I keep hoping someone will appear and save Sonja </3 -
Sonja watched through narrowed eyes as the wolf, as he apparently called himself 'Leeroy'. Stopped spraying mud and water everywhere. She heard him snort and held back a growl of disdain,
"And why exactly should I do that, mysterious voice from no where?"
She watched him scan the ground and trees, apparently she blended in better than she thought. Mysterious-Voice-From-No-Where? Really? Thats the best this dofus could come up with? Lovely.
"I just wanna go in and find some stuff to raid. You know, typical everyday thing to do."
"There are dangers within El Dorado." She growled warningly, "You'd be wise to stay on that side of the boarder, Wolf." She spat it. It was a wonder the stupid thing couldn't see her, she was on a branch, jeez, he must be blind or something. If she was a human, her face would have paled at what was said next,
"Where exactly are you, mystery voice. Come out and play with ol' Leeroy, won't you?"
"One, I am no where, but somewhere. And Defiantly not. I don't think you play fair." Oh god. Did she just say that? Riddles and rhymes? Crap. It almost sounded like she was flirting. God damn it. Why was he making that face? Ugh. This red wolf was getting more and more frustrating. and she only just. Met the moron. Great. Shark was so much better compared to him, well other than the fact he saw himself as 'sexy' or as a 'bad boy' and other odd words for compatible with a female(wolf of course), in a 'bow-chika-wow-wow' way. She shuddered softly at that. Ugh. If he made her watch over his pups, when and if he had any, she would TOTALLY tell embarrassing stories, that she could think of, that pertained to Shark. Heh. Take THAT Shark. Speaking of the jerk, why wasn't he here dealing with this? Or someone LARGER Than her? Ugh. This day got better and better.
Mama said:
[MEH.]
"Come out and play with ol' Leeroy, won't you?"
"M'kay." There would obviously be a difference in voices between Sonja's and Creek Dancers, but the mare stepped out from the shubbery, towering figure glaring down at Leeroy. The mare's ears were pinned back.
The wolf should have listened to Sonja. There were dangers with El Dorado. Creek happened to be one of the more excitable ones. The dun mare looked down at the red wolf, maniac grin on her muzzle.
"Still want. to. play, trespasser?" That was the final warning. He could leave now, with his bones and pride still in tact, or Creek would begin to savage him and get Sonja to get some assistance.
How long has she waited for an excuse to maim? How long had she waited to prove herself something deadly? Maybe today would be the day. Maybe Little Deerscream would sleep on a blanket of red tonight.
Gyr said:
"There are dangers within El Dorado. You'd be wise to stay on that side of the boarder, Wolf."
Puh, dangers, right. "What kind of dangers exactly, I'm not supposing you would be one of them?" He was flirting very, very close to the borders now, basically making love with the line, but not once eve crossing over it. Yes Leeroy had done this many a time before, flirt, make a show and leave, but this time, with this border not having a proper sentry, he just might do it.
"One, I am no where, but somewhere. And Defiantly not. I don't think you play fair."
A huge guffaw left his muzzle now. Fair? Well you're right, i don't play fair. That's not in my game book." A nasty grin crossed his face, yellow stained teeth met the humid air, grinning up towards where Sonja's voice came from. Lifting a paw, about to step over, when suddenly, a wild WHAT THE HELL IS THAT, appeared.
"M'kay."
Leeroy immediately retracted his paw, and his jaw hung wide open as the enormous beast of a thing stepped out of the bush. "What in the sam hell--- You're huge! Where are your antlers?" Shock was overcome for a second, and he played off the shock with a bit of humor. He had no idea really what this thing was, but it was as big as a moose.
"Still want. to. play, trespasser?"
Another guffaw left his mouth, and again, yellow stained teeth shown. "See now, this time around, I think it's you, who won't be playing fair." Tongue slipped out and ran across his teeth, "I was gavin' so much more fun with the mysterious voice." Voice was cool, but every muscle in his odd was telling him to dart forward and get this moosey thing. And so he would...maybe.
Or his name wasn't LEEROY JENKINS!
Akeail said:
"What kind of dangers exactly, I'm not supposing you would be one of them?"
Sonja ignored this, but answered to his 'come and play with leroy' She relaxed heavily as she heard the familiar hoof beats of Creek Dancer, Oh god yes! This sucker would get it now, she almost heaved a sigh of relief,
"Fair? Well you're right, i don't play fair. That's not in my game book."
She glanced from her tree towards the large mare as she replied to his 'come out and play,
"M'kay."
She watched with a big grin as the male retracted his paw, she felt so elated, she wished she had been bigger, a crocodile for instance, he wouldn't've gotten so close,
"What in the sam hell--- You're huge! Where are your antlers?"
She felt her excitement die down slightly, this wolf was definitely not... bright.
"Still want. to. play, trespasser?"
She twitched her head to the voice of the wolf,
"See now, this time around, I think it's you, who won't be playing fair."
"you'll see that most El Dorians don't play fair when they dont have to." she let the grumble from her small throat,
"I was gavin' so much more fun with the mysterious voice."
"Pfft." she muttered, "I wasn't havin' fun." she jumped from the tree to another close by, her lower body dangling momentarily as she moved to the end of the branch, "Your in quite a bit o' trouble thar." She would lift her lips showing sharp teeth, "You sure you want to play with fire?" Her blue eyes relaxed some, though she was still waiting for the moron to jump towards Creek and get his head stomped in. If he played hard, she would jump into throw his attention some so Creek could stomp him.
Mama said:
The horse kept eyeing the wolf intimidatingly, amused about the question of her "antlers". A deer? Her? Hm; it wouldn't be so bad to have a pair of little do dads to gore and maim with. Too bad she could already do that~.
"I left them at home," she replied casually. "I left them because it would be more fair this way." Yes, fair. No weapons. Just flesh and blood and hundreds of pounds of weight. Wouldn't he play already? Wouldn't he let her have her way?
Mysterious voice? Hm. That was probably the weasel-thing.
She would speak to the polecat then, having listened to her little spiel about not having fun. "So, did he cross the border?" Because if he did, she would drag his to-be-maimed little body to Rita's den, drink his blood, and then let Deerscream play with his pelt.
So much fun.
[short]
Gyr said:
Leeroy looked at the horse then the pole cat. Then back to the horse, then the pole cat. Then back again to the horse, and then once more to the pole cat.
He grinned.
And with that grin on his face he lifted a paw from the dirt, and ever so slowly moved it closer and closer and closer and closer and closer to the border, not quite crossing it yet. He watched them as they watched him, it would be a funny sight to see, a wolf facing off between a horse and a pole cat.
Quite exquisite, yes.
And just when Leeroy thought about running, with lightning fast speed, he put his paw over the border then retracted it just as quickly, and turning on a pin he laughed hysterically as he ran. He ran as fast as his legs would carry him away from that place, away from that horse, away from that pole cat.
Away! Into another place unknown.
"AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
akante~ said:
[[ leeroy is now branded as an enemy~ i'll probably give you guys some points for defending the territory against this threat. ]]